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Oscars 2026 – And the Oscar will NOT go to…


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It’s Oscars season again, and this year’s Best Picture lineup is packed with politically volatile films. Movies like One Battle After Another and Sinners seem to carry the weight of the world on their shoulders, while Bugonia offers a skewed, unsettling take on the age of conspiracy theories.

As is often the case, however, the documentary category may be the most interesting part of the Oscars. Films such as Mr. Nobody Against Putin, Alabama Solution, and Perfect Neighbour deliver a sobering look at the world we live in today—and hint at where it might be heading.

Now, I’m no film journalist, so I don’t have much insider insight to offer about the top contenders. Instead, I thought I’d do something slightly different: pick one film from each category that almost certainly won’t win—but deserves to be noticed anyway.

So buckle up—let’s begin our tour of the films that have absolutely no chance of winning.


BEST CASTING

Noah Jupe as Hamnet in Hamnet

Film: Hamnet (Casting: Nina Gold)

Hamnet was the best film of last year and will probably pick up an award or two. In the new Casting category, however, its chances are slim—this one will likely go to Sinners. Still, Hamnet deserves to be mentioned here because of its extraordinary casting. I assume the casting team must have gone through thousands of young actors, because the result is remarkable: some of the best child performances I’ve seen in any film. The real gold nugget is the casting of brothers Jacobi and Noah Jupe as Hamnet and Hamlet, both delivering stellar performances. Jacobi, in particular, is astonishing—once the story turns dark, his performance had me weeping like Niagara Falls for much of the film. It’s an unusually mature, intelligent, and observant performance for someone so young.


BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT

Perfectly A Strangeness

Film: Perfectly A Strangeness (Dir: Alison McAlpine)

I would have loved to make the dad joke about Perfectly A Strangeness and call it a great ass movie, but unfortunately for my brilliant and entirely original sense of humour, the film actually features three donkeys—not asses—who wander into what appears to be an unmanned observatory in the middle of the desert. The category will likely go to The Devil Is Busy, a film about an abortion clinic in Atlanta, and probably deservedly so. Still, Perfectly A Strangeness completely melted my heart. Watching these donkeys quietly observe the universe, their presence juxtaposed with the slow, methodical turning of humanity’s instruments of discovery, creates a strangely profound effect. It gently reminds us how little either species really understands about what’s going on out there. In the end, we’re probably just a bunch of stubborn donkeys ourselves, standing on a rock spinning through the universe, and whatever we achieve here will likely be lost to time—just like the quiet journey of these donkeys. The difference is that they don’t seem to worry about it. They have places to be. They might pause for a moment to wonder what these noisy monkeys have built now, staring up at the massive satellites, but they don’t stop to explain the universe. They simply continue on their donkey business—which, frankly, might be the wiser approach.


BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

The Lost Bus

Film: The Lost Bus (Visual Effects by Charlie Noble, David Zaretti, Russell Bowen, and Brandon K. McLaughlin)

Yes, it seems fairly clear that Avatar will win this category—as it probably should—and if it doesn’t, it will feel like a major travesty. Still, as an outlier, I wanted to mention The Lost Bus. Matthew McConaughey -starring, seemingly small-scale action film (although, from what I’ve read, it reportedly cost around $100 million, so perhaps not that small after all) tells the story of the massive forest fire in Paradise, California, that left 85 people dead and became the deadliest wildfire in U.S. history. Directed by Paul Greengrass, the film does a visually remarkable job of creating a world that appears to be literally burning around the characters. Having worked on a project dealing with a similar subject myself, and having spent some time thinking about how visual effects could depict such an environment, I was genuinely impressed by how grounded and convincing the film’s VFX are. The team combines LED screens, CGI, and Unreal Engine environments to build an intensely chaotic setting that still feels real and physical. In an era when AI is starting to take over much of the heavy lifting in visual effects, it’s refreshing to see handcrafted work executed with such precision by highly skilled professionals. There’s also a documentary on the same event on Netflix, Fire in Paradise, which I highly recommend—it’s a harrowing watch, touching on themes of climate change and corporate negligence.


BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

Train Dreams

Film: Train Dreams (Director of Photography: Adolpho Veloso)

There was something strangely familiar about Train Dreams while I was watching it—a nagging feeling that I’d seen this film, or something very much like it, many times before. And then it hit me. Of course, I had. At its heart, this may be the most Finnish film in any category this year: essentially a classic tukkijätkä story—a logger’s tale from the old days—soaked in that particular kind of quiet Finnish melancholy. The cinematography follows suit beautifully. There’s something deeply appealing about its ultra-naturalistic style, with very little artificial lighting, and the 3:2 aspect ratio that resembles an old photograph. It carries the story forward in a slow, patient, unhurried way. In an era where it competes with the lavish spectacle of films like Frankenstein or Sinners, a film like Train Dreams might not shout very loudly—but it’s lovely to see that the Academy still shows some appreciation for the beauty of traditional, understated cinematography.


BEST FILM EDITING

Sentimental Value

Film: Sentimetal value (Editor: Olivier Bugge-Coutté)

Editing, much like directing, is often hardest to notice when it’s done well. The films that tend to win in this category are usually the ones with the most dynamic—read: fast-paced—editing, and that will likely be the case this year as well. F1 fits that description perfectly: rapid, rhythmically precise, extremely complex, yet always easy to follow. The more classical approach to editing, however, still has its value. The presence of Joachim Trier’s Sentimental Value among the nominees suggests there is still some appreciation for it. In many ways, the film is the antithesis of F1: it lingers on scenes, allowing them to breathe, and cuts not when the dialogue demands it but when the emotional rhythm of the moment allows it. It weaves between timelines and emotional states so gracefully that you barely notice the editing at all—which, as the old saying goes, means it’s working.


BEST SOUND

Sirât

Film: Sirât (Sound Designers: Amanda Villavieja, Laia Casanovas and Yasmina Praderas)

Admittedly, I didn’t see Sirât in a cinema, which unfortunately means I probably didn’t experience the full depth of its sound design the way it was meant to be heard. Still, given how central music is to the film—and to the trance-like state it tries to evoke—it feels like a fitting presence in a category often dismissed as one of the “technical Oscars.” Sirât builds its world around three basic elements: trance music, the enclosed spaces of car interiors, and the vast emptiness of the desert. Only sudden bursts of violence—explosions, ruptures—break this strange holy trinity, and when they do, they feel like an outside force intruding upon a slowly building hypnotic circle. Realistically, Sirât probably has no chance against heavy hitters like Sinners or F1, but as a nod to the kind of immersive audio landscapes that transcend traditional sound editing, it’s wonderful to see it included.


BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN

Hamnet

Film: Hamnet (Production Design: Fiona Crombie; Set Decoration: Alice Felton)

Looking at the Oscar categories sometimes makes me wonder whether only five films of any importance are made each year. The same handful of titles tends to repeat across the nominations in slightly different orders, while many deserving films are left out. In Best Production Design, for example, one could easily have imagined nominees like Nuremberg, Wicked: For Good, or even Fantastic Four: First Steps. But since we’re once again looking at the familiar contenders, I’d like to point out Hamnet, which almost certainly won’t win—Frankenstein will probably take it—but remains a beautifully designed film. The interiors of the hut, the kitchen, and the Shakespearean theatre are all meticulously realized, each space feeling authentic and lived-in. And then there’s the moment when Hamnet passes beyond the veil of shadows: the set is striking in its simplicity. No lavish constructions, just a few carefully chosen elements—and the result is quietly heartbreaking, proving that sometimes the simplest design choices hit the deepest emotional notes.


BEST MAKE-UP AND HAIRSTYLING

The Smashing Machine

Film: The Smashing Machine (Make-up and Hairstyling: Kazu Hiro, Glen Griffin and Bjoern Rehbein)

There are usually both lavish and minimalistic contenders in this category, and this year is no exception. From Frankenstein’s reimagined monster to the genre-stretching splatter of Sinners, the competition will likely be decided somewhere between those two. The Smashing Machine, however, takes a very different approach, achieving its effect with remarkable restraint. The world of UFC is ugly and brutal—a sport where faces are beaten into strange and inventive shapes—and the film captures that rawness by never trying to exaggerate it, instead keeping everything grounded and painfully real. The fact that they managed to make Dwayne Johnson nearly unrecognizable is an achievement in itself, and I suspect the realism of the makeup may even have helped bring out his unusually candid performance. The cauliflower ears are meticulously researched and applied where needed—though many of the fighters and extras probably brought their own—and the sweaty, battered atmosphere of the film feels authentic from start to finish.


BEST COSTUME DESIGN

Hamnet

Film: Hamnet (Malgosia Turzanska)

Period dramas—preferably lavish ones—tend to dominate this category, so a win for Frankenstein seems quite likely. Still, Hamnet deserves recognition for its beautifully restrained work. The film brings its world to life with costumes that are simple, muted, and grounded, yet rich in texture and completely believable. Everything feels carefully researched and meticulously crafted. William Shakespeare’s worn leather vest looks as though it might have survived a stabbing by Brutus himself, and the overall color palette blends seamlessly with the film’s environment. It may not be the loudest costume design of the year, but it’s certainly one of the most thoughtful—and well worth a mention.


BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE

Mr. Nobody Against Putin

Film: Mr. Nobody Against Putin (Directors: David Borenstein, Pavel Talankin; Producers: Helle Faber and Alžběta Karásková)

Documentaries are the Oscar category I enjoy the most, partly because they rarely make it into regular theatrical circulation, so I always try to watch as many of them as possible. This year, Netflix’s A Perfect Neighbour seems like a likely winner—and deservedly so, as it dives straight into the heart of contemporary American tensions. But for me, Mr. Nobody Versus Putin was the one that hit the hardest. The film follows a young teacher in a small Russian school somewhere deep in Siberia, showing how the invasion of Ukraine slowly reshapes everyday life around him. As the war unfolds, more and more propaganda begins to seep into the curriculum, until the entire school system starts transforming into a vehicle for state messaging. At the same time, the army begins recruiting young men from the village, sending them into a war that few of them seem to truly believe in. It’s an eye-opening documentary, and while its events are unfolding in Russia today, the mechanisms it reveals don’t feel nearly as distant—or as unique—as one might hope.


BEST ANIMATED FEATURE

Arco

Film: Arco (Directors: Ugo Bienvenu, Félix de Givry; Producers: Sophie Mas and Natalie Portman)

As the father of a now 21-year-old son, I don’t get to see the latest animated films nearly as often as I used to. Back in the day, we would regularly go to see the newest Pixar or Ghibli release together. These days it’s a much rarer occasion that I sit down to watch an animated film—except during the Oscars. That ritual at least keeps me somewhat in the loop with the biggest titles each year. One thing I’ve noticed, though, is that many modern animations have become much more shouty and over-reactive, clearly tuned to the supposedly shrinking attention spans of younger audiences. Of course, these are enormous productions that have to pull in massive crowds, so the logic is understandable. But once the shouting starts, I tend to zone out, and the rest of the film sort of glides past me. This year, Zootropolis, K-Pop Demon Hunters, and to some extent Pixar’s Elio had that effect on me. I’m fully aware that K-Pop Demon Hunters will likely win, but the film that really captured me was the Ghibli-like Arco. Its peaceful pacing, its charming 1960s-style sci-fi sensibility, and its beautifully simple animation style felt like a balm for the brain compared with the louder entries in the category. It clearly has no chance of winning, but I’m very glad I watched it—without my Oscar completionist tendencies, I probably wouldn’t have.


BEST INTERNATIONAL FEATURE

It Was Just An Accident

Film: It Was Just An Accident (France; Director: Jafar Panahi)

I didn’t love It Was Just an Accident unconditionally, much like I didn’t fully connect with last year’s The Seed of the Sacred Fig. There’s something about these films that loses me a little when the story starts drifting into the more absurd territory. Still, I liked it enough to want to talk about it. The film follows a group of people who decide to kidnap and kill a man they believe was a guard at a government facility where they had all been tortured. What begins as a relatively straightforward drama gradually grows darker—while at the same time becoming increasingly absurd, even veering into moments of strange, almost crazy comedy. Beneath that, the film clearly grapples with Iranian realities, touching on life under an oppressive regime. Its director, Jafar Panahi, is one stubborn man and a genuine champion of freedom of expression. He now faces a significant prison sentence for making the film and for continuing to defy the 20-year filmmaking ban imposed on him. It wouldn’t even be the first time he’s ended up in jail because of his films—which, if you ask me, is about as real and badass as filmmaking gets.


BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

One Battle After Another

Film: One Battle After Another (Composer: Jonny Greenwood)

Sinners will almost certainly win Best Original Score, and rightly so—Ludwig Göransson’s work is outstanding. Still, my personal favorite this year was One Battle After Another. Jonny Greenwood once again delivers a minimalistic masterpiece that perfectly matches the off-the-wall insanity of the film. It’s another great reminder of how profoundly a score shapes a movie: change the music, and you’d have an entirely different film. Greenwood’s piano plinks and plonks its way through the narrative, violins sketch dizzying sonic images, and the drums provide a strange, restless heartbeat. The result is a score that feels uniquely unhinged and perfectly in tune with the film’s chaotic spirit.

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

Diane Warren: Relentless

Film: Diane Warren: Relentless (Performed by Kesha, written by Diane Warren)

If there’s one statistical certainty at the Oscars, it’s that Diane Warren will not win. There’s even a documentary about this remarkable streak—and somewhat ironically, that documentary includes a song that ended up being an Oscar contender. Warren has now been nominated 17 times without a win, the most nominations of anyone in Oscar history without taking home the award, and it seems likely that this year will continue that tradition. The nominated song itself isn’t among her strongest—after all, this is the songwriter behind massive hits like I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing (for Aerosmith), Un-Break My Heart (for Toni Braxton), and Because You Loved Me (for Celine Dion). Still, there’s something almost poetic about seeing her once again nominated, yet facing impossible odds against K-Pop Demon Hunters’ song Golden, written by Ejae, Mark Sonnenblick, 24, Ido, and Teddy. (Five writers for one song—one can’t help but wonder what each of them contributed there… just asking for a friend.) The documentary Diane Warren: Relentless, however, is very much worth watching. It paints a portrait of someone utterly devoted to her craft—almost locked inside that devotion—and still relentlessly chasing the one thing that continues to elude her.


BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

Blue Moon

Film: Blue Moon (Written by Robert Kaplow)

Blue Moon is something of a wild card in the category. It’s a film that relatively few people have probably seen, and on paper it reads more like a stage play than a traditional screenplay—but that’s exactly where its strength lies. The film tells the story of Lorenz Hart, one half of the legendary Rodgers and Hart songwriting duo who dominated American show business in the 1940s and ’50s. The screenplay boldly focuses on a single night in the bar of a theater where the latest Broadway musical by his former writing partner is about to premiere. On the surface, very little happens: Lorenz—brilliantly played by Ethan Hawke—mostly wanders around the bar, harassing the bartender and chatting with patrons. Yet the writing makes it utterly compelling. You enter the night likely knowing very little about Hart, and gradually, almost imperceptibly, the script begins to peel back the layers of the man. Scene by scene, conversation by conversation, you find yourself sinking deeper into his world, becoming increasingly emotionally invested.


BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

Bugonia

Film: Bugonia (Written by Will Tracy, a remake of Save The Green Planet! written by Jang Joon-hwan)

It’s difficult to talk about the screenplay of Bugonia without drifting into spoiler territory—so if you haven’t seen the film yet, consider this a warning. I’ve always had a soft spot for “what if?” scenarios in fiction—unsurprising, perhaps, given that Iron Sky was born out of exactly that kind of thinking—and while watching Bugonia, I felt a certain kinship with the writer. Admittedly, I’m not usually a fan of films that spend two hours torturing a female character, but the fact that the film ultimately reveals that the core conspiracy is actually true does make the whole ride work for me. And then, to top it off, the story resolves its central mystery in a way that feels delightfully reminiscent of old Star Trek: suddenly, we’re in these wonderfully outlandish sets meant to represent some distant galaxy or hidden reality. In a category that also includes heavyweights like One Battle After Another and Hamnet, it’s no surprise that the award will probably go elsewhere. Still, there’s a part of my heart that beats for the gleefully unhinged, conspiracy theory–soaked madness that is Bugonia.


BEST DIRECTOR

Hamnet

Film: Hamnet (Director: Chloé Zhao)

The big battle in Best Director will likely be fought between Paul Thomas Anderson for One Battle After Another and Ryan Coogler for Sinners, while the rest of the nominees watch from the sidelines. For me, though, the directing I’ll carry home from this year’s Oscars is Chloé Zhao’s work on Hamnet. Her filmmaking is gentle, intimate, and deeply focused on character. Around those human moments, she builds a world of images that reach toward the skies, a quiet universe that slowly invites the viewer in until it feels like wrapping yourself in a warm blanket—while you quietly cry your eyes out. If anything, her somewhat ill-fated detour into Marvel territory only highlights where her real strengths lie: telling stories about actual, fragile human beings. And that’s something I’ll always love watching her do.


BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Benicio Del Toro in One Battle After Another

Film: One Battle After Another (Benicio Del Toro)

One Battle After Another will likely sweep many of the major awards this year, and Sean Penn will probably—and quite deservedly—take home the Best Supporting Actor Oscar. Still, I want to give a nod to Benicio Del Toro’s character in the same film. He embodies that effortless, nonchalant cool—like someone who has already figured the world out and is in no hurry to explain it to anyone else. There’s something immensely enjoyable about watching him drift through the film’s madness exactly as he is, completely unfazed and entirely himself.


BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Teyana Taylor in One Battle After Another

Film: One Battle After Another (Teyana Taylor)

While the Best Supporting Actress Oscar will most likely—and quite deservedly—go to Amy Madigan for her brilliant work in Weapons, I still want to highlight Teyana Taylor’s performance in One Battle After Another. Her character carries a remarkable weight throughout the film, and her presence resonates long after each scene ends—arguably second only to Sean Penn in terms of impact. It’s a category filled with excellent performances this year, but for me, Taylor’s sheer strength and intensity give her work an edge that lifts it above the rest.


BEST ACTRESS

Rose Burns in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Film: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (Rose Burns)

Rose Byrne’s nomination for the rather obscure If I Had Legs I’d Kick You, directed by Mary Bronstein, is an interesting addition to the category. The film itself is solid, though it suffers from a somewhat uneven supporting cast—Conan O’Brien is perfectly fine in his role, but A$AP Rocky, unfortunately, is quite another matter. Still, Byrne’s performance is fantastic and by itself a very good reason to seek the film out. It reminds me a little of the situation with To Leslie a few years ago, when Andrea Riseborough unexpectedly landed an Oscar nomination. The film was barely known to the wider public, and there was plenty of chatter about possible campaigning shenanigans because she had powerful friends in Hollywood. But the simple truth was that Riseborough delivered an extraordinary performance and fully deserved the recognition. In much the same way, If I Had Legs I’d Kick You may not be dominating the box office conversation, but Byrne absolutely deserves her place among the bigger names. And while Jessie Buckley will likely—and deservedly—take the Oscar, it’s refreshing to see the Academy still leaving room for performances from films that aren’t necessarily at the center of the mainstream spotlight.


BEST ACTOR

Ethan Hawke in Blue Moon

Film: Blue Moon (Ethan Hawke)

Ethan Hawke has now been nominated for an Oscar five times, yet he still hasn’t won—and, unfortunately, that streak will probably continue after this year’s ceremony. The award will most likely end up going to either Michael B. Jordan or Timothée Chalamet. Still, Hawke’s performance as Lorenz Hart in Blue Moon, directed by Richard Linklater, is something special. He throws himself into the role with remarkable energy and precision, delivering a performance that feels both tightly controlled and completely alive. Watching him work reminds me of the old romantic idea of actors who simply knew their lines, showed up on time, and focused on doing the job well rather than creating a spectacle around themselves. Whether that golden age ever truly existed is debatable—but Hawke certainly carries that spirit. And somehow I suspect he’s the kind of actor who arrives on set ready to work, rather than bringing a personal chef and demanding three breakfast options, two of which end up in the trash. And who knows—he might even enjoy a bit of opera and ballet, too.


BEST FILM

Film: Hamnet (Produced by Liza Marshall, Pippa Harris, Nicolas Gonda, Steven Spielberg and Sam Mendes)

Truth be told, the Best Picture Oscar could easily land in the hands of any of three films: Sinners, One Battle After Another, or Hamnet. I haven’t been following the awards-season tracking closely enough to say which one currently has the edge, but my gut feeling is that One Battle After Another will ultimately take it—and that might cause a bit of outrage, since many people seem to be rooting for Sinners. Hamnet, on the other hand, will likely walk away gracefully with Best Actress, which would be a beautiful and well-deserved recognition, even if one might wish the film received even more attention. But here’s why I think it matters that a film like Hamnet is in the race at all. Some viewers may see it as a somewhat old-fashioned film, and it certainly deals with harsh material—the death of a child—but it approaches that subject with extraordinary grace and sensitivity. The performances across the cast are stellar, and Jacobi Jupe’s work as Hamnet is particularly remarkable. In fact, I’d argue his performance alone outclasses many of the male performances in other films this year; personally, I think he deserved a Best Supporting Actor nomination, though perhaps his age played a role in that not happening. In any case, it’s a terrific, deeply heartfelt film that handles an incredibly difficult subject with care and compassion. This year’s Best Picture lineup is unusually strong—there’s really no film here that feels entirely undeserving of its nomination (well… maybe F1). But if you ask me which film brought the most emotional weight and quiet power to the table, the one carrying the biggest basket of goods this year is Hamnet.

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Only in Vegas!


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There’s a saying, which goes like this: “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.” It’s a city slogan R&R Partners came up in 2003 to promote the carefree adult playground atmosphere of Las Vegas. Prior to this, the city’s been known as the “Entertainment Capital of the World” and people have been telling that “Vegas is calling”. Whatever the case, the city has been pumped full of expectations of the naughtier nature and unsurprisingly, the moniker “Sin City” is well earned.

None of this is real. Not even the ‘blue sky’, it’s just a projection.

So, it goes without saying that I’m not going into too much detail about what happened on our trip to Vegas because, well, some things really should stay there. What I can share is that it involved countless casinos, a visit to a multi-millionaire’s mansion, and one of us—me or my producer Tero (I’m not saying who)—vomiting all over our Airbnb. We explored dingy bars tucked away in the side streets beyond the flashing lights of Fremont Street, dined at Robert De Niro’s restaurant, downed multiple bottles of ridiculously expensive sake, and embarked on long road trips through the Nevada desert, nervously wondering if our driver’s unpaid speeding tickets might catch up with us.

Weird world of Vegas casinos.

But we made it through in one piece, weirdly so. We returned back to Los Angeles from where our journey to Vegas’s American Film Market begun a few days prior and arranged a bunch of meetings with business associates we knew, to pitch our horror film projects. We met with Marvel writers, Netflix casting agents, independent producers and such likes, in places such as Roosevelt Hotel, where they had held the first-ever Oscars almost a hundred years ago.

A view from our AirBnB in LA.

Second to last night, we went downtown to a cool little Asian joint, to catch up with someone I knew from before.

This guy was late—not just 10 minutes like he claimed, but a solid 45. His excuse? “Traffic in LA, man.” Sure, maybe he came from some congested part of town, but it didn’t seem likely. When he finally showed up, he strutted in like he owned the place, talking nonstop about himself, his projects, and even griping about Finland after a brief visit there months ago. It was an odd start to an evening that was supposed to be a thank-you dinner for helping him connect with some important players in the business.

Over Asian food, the guy, a visiting talent agent from Europe with a few projects to pitch, did what he does best: sell himself. He promised “dinner’s on me” earlier in the week, but when the bill came, he didn’t touch it. Instead, we ended up splitting it three ways while he griped about tipping in LA. Sure, tipping culture can be annoying, but that’s hardly groundbreaking. After some nudging, we convinced him to leave a tip, though it felt more like babysitting than dining with an industry professional.

The real train wreck came when he revived an old dispute with a business associate, refusing to drop the subject despite our efforts to steer the conversation elsewhere. He kept digging until we’d had enough, and we left in frustration. He ran after us with half-hearted apologies, trying to smooth things over, but it was clear – he was his own worst enemy.

Honestly, I couldn’t stay too mad — he has to live with himself, and luckily…

I don’t.

Tero among the stars.

The trip ended with one of us—no names, of course—vomiting all over our LA Airbnb. It had to be the Norovirus, taking us down one by one. A lovely souvenir to bring home to your girlfriend, as someone might have done. Not naming names.

So, did we succeed? Did our little horror film secure funding, cast, and production dates? Absolutely not. (Not yet, at least.)
But was it a good trip?

Mos def!

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A wee bit on film durations


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A regular human urinates approximately every 3-3,5 hours. The approximate length of an Oscar contender this year is approximately 2,5 hours – and there are several films that exceed 3 hours. This means, that unless you have flushed your system completely before watching a movie, you are more than likely to have to hold your wee at the end of every movie see at the theaters, or go make a run. Either way, you are distracted from the story only by your natural needs, or even if you are perfectly prepared for your 3h26min sit-through, you can be 100% sure not everyone around you is. So, either way, you’ll be distracted.

Helsinki Lux – Eero Helle: EQ

These behemoths of a movie started to appear in more frequent pace after streaming started to be more accessible in households, as watching a film home that’s 3-4 hours is no problem at all – easy to pause, easy to get your snacks and moment with nature and continue. Yeah, distraction, but at least you don’t lose 10 minutes of the story when trying to run around the megaplex finding a toilet.

Victor Vicsek / Limelight: Talking Heads

Why have the most remarkable films of the year started to get longer and longer, it seems, every year? I made a comparison between projected Best Picture contenders of this year, and those of my birth year 1979, and while the approximate length of a movie has gone from 129 minutes to 136 minutes, only 1 out of 5 was over 3 hours, and 4 out of 5 were under 2h10min, compared to this year when we have 2 out of 10 over 3 hours, and 5 out of 10 over 2h10 min.

What I’m saying is, filmmakers are demanding more and more of my bladder and my bum than before, and that’s a trend I don’t think is necessarily all for the good. For me, the best film of 2023 was Fallen Leaves, at only 88 minutes length, and didn’t feel too short or too quick – the story was told, economically and clearly, instead of some of this year’s more meandering epics. Even Napoleon, at it’s 2h38minutes length felt more right than Killers of the Flower Moon or, let alone, Poor Things – because the story was there, and it kept on moving forward with a pace that felt clear and good and understandable.

What I’m trying to say here is that the streaming platforms have brought this new trend of meandering, over-self-indulgent films that just don’t know when to call it quits and let people go home. Watching Poor Things yesterday, around the time when they were wrapping it up, I was about to call it a masterpiece, but then they decided to throw in another new 20-minute-long sidestep that totally deflated the experience. Same happeend with Flower Moon, had there been some consideration for the length, it would have been a much better movie in my opinion. Many would disagree, and I have no need or want to try to tell them I’m more right than they, but my experience was really crippled by the length and I’m not too keen on that trend.

Well, what else. Yeah, went to stroll around the town checking out the Helsinki Lux light festival. The night was absolutely freezing, below negative 20 feeling like negative 30 I guess, but we braved through few of the displays and enjoyed them. I was impressed by the music and light show they displayed on the Helsinki Cathedral, but frankly, it was too cold to really stand around and enjoy every piece.

Good old Kyösti Kallio just keeps on sitting, letting the snow pile on him.
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Chasing The Oscars


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For over ten years now I’ve had a sacred mission, one that’s both dumb but funnily educational, but I take it rather seriously. The rules are simple, by the the the Oscar ceremony is on, I’m trying – and, succeeding! – to watch each and every Oscar contender in every categy (except Original Song, which I consider to be there solely for entertainment purposes).

Lea enjoying the sunny Lauttasaari nature.

Preparing for the run I try to keep my eyes on several sites that predict Oscars, so by the time the nominees are announced – usually about a month and a half before the ceremony – I’m already hitting the ground running. This year, it’s 23rd of January when they announce the nominees, and 11th of March for the ceremony.

I’ve so far seen Barbie, The Holdovers, Killers of the Flower Moon, Maestro, Oppenheimer, Rustin, The Boy and the Heron, Napoleon, Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret and The Creator that are likely competing for the feature film Oscars in different categories, and 20 Days In Mariupol and American Symphony that will likely be contending for the Documentary Feature. The one category I always find the most interesting one is the International Features, and this year I’m especially interested, as it seems Finland is getting a nomination for Aki Kaurismäki’s Fallen Leaves, which I ranked the best film of 2024 anyway. I also try to check out the short films as much as possible, although sometimes those are harder to find that the features – for this year, I’ve seen The Wonderful Life of Henry Sugar, The After, The Last Repair Shop and Deciding Vote.

Without really knowing the final list of contenders, it’s still quite clear there’s quite a lot to see in the coming two months, but luckily I don’t have an ongoing shoot or anything else obstructing my mission, so I’m sure I’ll succeed.

Other than that, we’ve been having a pretty harsh winter here in Finland this year, but I for one welcome the beautiful snow and fresh air. Walking around Lauttasaari, enjoying the winter and relaxing playing Baldur’s Gate 3 has been my beginning of the year, and while I suspect (hope!) it’s getting quite a bit busier as the year goes along, I’m happy to be able to kick back and take care of my place and my mental and physical health for a bit before the madness starts again.

One of the majestic Lauttasaari trees.
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Oscar 2021 Predictions & Final Results


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An extraordinary year for film, as everyone knows, Oscars this year offer some unique treats for us to follow! I managed to watch all the feature films this year, and have now formed my opinion about the awards. In the end, I wasn’t that far off, I got 16/23 correct, most painfully failing at the Original and Adapted Screenplays, and Song I knew I would fail anyhow.

ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE

NOMINEES

RIZ AHMED

Sound of Metal

CHADWICK BOSEMAN

Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom

ANTHONY HOPKINS

The Father

GARY OLDMAN

Mank

STEVEN YEUN

Minari

ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

NOMINEES

SACHA BARON COHEN

The Trial of the Chicago 7

DANIEL KALUUYA

Judas and the Black Messiah

LESLIE ODOM, JR.

One Night in Miami…

PAUL RACI

Sound of Metal

LAKEITH STANFIELD

Judas and the Black Messiah

ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE

NOMINEES

VIOLA DAVIS

Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom

ANDRA DAY

The United States vs. Billie Holiday

VANESSA KIRBY

Pieces of a Woman

FRANCES MCDORMAND

Nomadland

CAREY MULLIGAN

Promising Young Woman

ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

NOMINEES

MARIA BAKALOVA

Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

GLENN CLOSE

Hillbilly Elegy

OLIVIA COLMAN

The Father

AMANDA SEYFRIED

Mank

YUH-JUNG YOUN

Minari

ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

NOMINEES

ONWARD

Dan Scanlon and Kori Rae

OVER THE MOON

Glen Keane, Gennie Rim and Peilin Chou

A SHAUN THE SHEEP MOVIE: FARMAGEDDON

Richard Phelan, Will Becher and Paul Kewley

SOUL

Pete Docter and Dana Murray

WOLFWALKERS

Tomm Moore, Ross Stewart, Paul Young and Stéphan Roelants

CINEMATOGRAPHY

NOMINEES

JUDAS AND THE BLACK MESSIAH

Sean Bobbitt

MANK

Erik Messerschmidt

NEWS OF THE WORLD

Dariusz Wolski

NOMADLAND

Joshua James Richards

THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7

Phedon Papamichael

COSTUME DESIGN

NOMINEES

EMMA

Alexandra Byrne

MA RAINEY’S BLACK BOTTOM

Ann Roth

MANK

Trish Summerville

MULAN

Bina Daigeler

PINOCCHIO

Massimo Cantini Parrini

DIRECTING

NOMINEES

ANOTHER ROUND

Thomas Vinterberg

MANK

David Fincher

MINARI

Lee Isaac Chung

NOMADLAND

Chloé Zhao

PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN

Emerald Fennell

DOCUMENTARY (FEATURE)

NOMINEES

COLLECTIVE

Alexander Nanau and Bianca Oana

CRIP CAMP

Nicole Newnham, Jim LeBrecht and Sara Bolder

THE MOLE AGENT

Maite Alberdi and Marcela Santibáñez

MY OCTOPUS TEACHER

Pippa Ehrlich, James Reed and Craig Foster

TIME

Garrett Bradley, Lauren Domino and Kellen Quinn

DOCUMENTARY (SHORT SUBJECT)

NOMINEES

COLETTE

Anthony Giacchino and Alice Doyard

A CONCERTO IS A CONVERSATION

Ben Proudfoot and Kris Bowers

DO NOT SPLIT

Anders Hammer and Charlotte Cook

HUNGER WARD

Skye Fitzgerald and Michael Scheuerman

A LOVE SONG FOR LATASHA

Sophia Nahli Allison and Janice Duncan

FILM EDITING

NOMINEES

THE FATHER

Yorgos Lamprinos

NOMADLAND

Chloé Zhao

PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN

Frédéric Thoraval

SOUND OF METAL

Mikkel E. G. Nielsen

THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7

Alan Baumgarten

INTERNATIONAL FEATURE FILM

NOMINEES

ANOTHER ROUND

Denmark

BETTER DAYS

Hong Kong

COLLECTIVE

Romania

THE MAN WHO SOLD HIS SKIN

Tunisia

QUO VADIS, AIDA?

Bosnia and Herzegovina

MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING

NOMINEES

EMMA

Marese Langan, Laura Allen and Claudia Stolze

HILLBILLY ELEGY

Eryn Krueger Mekash, Matthew Mungle and Patricia Dehaney

MA RAINEY’S BLACK BOTTOM

Sergio Lopez-Rivera, Mia Neal and Jamika Wilson

MANK

Gigi Williams, Kimberley Spiteri and Colleen LaBaff

PINOCCHIO

Mark Coulier, Dalia Colli and Francesco Pegoretti

MUSIC (ORIGINAL SCORE)

NOMINEES

DA 5 BLOODS

Terence Blanchard

MANK

Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross

MINARI

Emile Mosseri

NEWS OF THE WORLD

James Newton Howard

SOUL

Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross and Jon Batiste

MUSIC (ORIGINAL SONG)

NOMINEES

FIGHT FOR YOU

from Judas and the Black Messiah; Music by H.E.R. and Dernst Emile II; Lyric by H.E.R. and Tiara Thomas

HEAR MY VOICE

from The Trial of the Chicago 7; Music by Daniel Pemberton; Lyric by Daniel Pemberton and Celeste Waite

HUSAVIK

from Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga; Music and Lyric by Savan Kotecha, Fat Max Gsus and Rickard Göransson

IO SÌ (SEEN)

from The Life Ahead (La Vita Davanti a Se); Music by Diane Warren; Lyric by Diane Warren and Laura Pausini

SPEAK NOW

from One Night in Miami…; Music and Lyric by Leslie Odom, Jr. and Sam Ashworth

BEST PICTURE

NOMINEES

THE FATHER

David Parfitt, Jean-Louis Livi and Philippe Carcassonne, Producers

JUDAS AND THE BLACK MESSIAH

Shaka King, Charles D. King and Ryan Coogler, Producers

MANK

Ceán Chaffin, Eric Roth and Douglas Urbanski, Producers

MINARI

Christina Oh, Producer

NOMADLAND

Frances McDormand, Peter Spears, Mollye Asher, Dan Janvey and Chloé Zhao, Producers

PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN

Ben Browning, Ashley Fox, Emerald Fennell and Josey McNamara, Producers

SOUND OF METAL

Bert Hamelinck and Sacha Ben Harroche, Producers

THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7

Marc Platt and Stuart Besser, Producers

PRODUCTION DESIGN

NOMINEES

THE FATHER

Production Design: Peter Francis; Set Decoration: Cathy Featherstone

MA RAINEY’S BLACK BOTTOM

Production Design: Mark Ricker; Set Decoration: Karen O’Hara and Diana Stoughton

MANK

Production Design: Donald Graham Burt; Set Decoration: Jan Pascale

NEWS OF THE WORLD

Production Design: David Crank; Set Decoration: Elizabeth Keenan

TENET

Production Design: Nathan Crowley; Set Decoration: Kathy Lucas

SHORT FILM (ANIMATED)

NOMINEES

BURROW

Madeline Sharafian and Michael Capbarat

GENIUS LOCI

Adrien Mérigeau and Amaury Ovise

IF ANYTHING HAPPENS I LOVE YOU

Will McCormack and Michael Govier

OPERA

Erick Oh

YES-PEOPLE

Gísli Darri Halldórsson and Arnar Gunnarsson

SHORT FILM (LIVE ACTION)

NOMINEES

FEELING THROUGH

Doug Roland and Susan Ruzenski

THE LETTER ROOM

Elvira Lind and Sofia Sondervan

THE PRESENT

Farah Nabulsi and Ossama Bawardi

TWO DISTANT STRANGERS

Travon Free and Martin Desmond Roe

WHITE EYE

Tomer Shushan and Shira Hochman

SOUND

NOMINEES

GREYHOUND

Warren Shaw, Michael Minkler, Beau Borders and David Wyman

MANK

Ren Klyce, Jeremy Molod, David Parker, Nathan Nance and Drew Kunin

NEWS OF THE WORLD

Oliver Tarney, Mike Prestwood Smith, William Miller and John Pritchett

SOUL

Ren Klyce, Coya Elliott and David Parker

SOUND OF METAL

Nicolas Becker, Jaime Baksht, Michellee Couttolenc, Carlos Cortés and Phillip Bladh

VISUAL EFFECTS

NOMINEES

LOVE AND MONSTERS

Matt Sloan, Genevieve Camilleri, Matt Everitt and Brian Cox

THE MIDNIGHT SKY

Matthew Kasmir, Christopher Lawrence, Max Solomon and David Watkins

MULAN

Sean Faden, Anders Langlands, Seth Maury and Steve Ingram

THE ONE AND ONLY IVAN

Nick Davis, Greg Fisher, Ben Jones and Santiago Colomo Martinez

TENET

Andrew Jackson, David Lee, Andrew Lockley and Scott Fisher

WRITING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY)

NOMINEES

BORAT SUBSEQUENT MOVIEFILM: DELIVERY OF PRODIGIOUS BRIBE TO AMERICAN REGIME FOR MAKE BENEFIT ONCE GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN

Screenplay by Sacha Baron Cohen & Anthony Hines & Dan Swimer & Peter Baynham & Erica Rivinoja & Dan Mazer & Jena Friedman & Lee Kern; Story by Sacha Baron Cohen & Anthony Hines & Dan Swimer & Nina Pedrad

THE FATHER

Screenplay by Christopher Hampton and Florian Zeller

NOMADLAND

Written for the screen by Chloé Zhao

ONE NIGHT IN MIAMI…

Screenplay by Kemp Powers

THE WHITE TIGER

Written for the screen by Ramin Bahrani

WRITING (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY)

NOMINEES

JUDAS AND THE BLACK MESSIAH

Screenplay by Will Berson & Shaka King; Story by Will Berson & Shaka King and Kenny Lucas & Keith Lucas

MINARI

Written by Lee Isaac Chung

PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN

Written by Emerald Fennell

SOUND OF METAL

Screenplay by Darius Marder & Abraham Marder; Story by Darius Marder & Derek Cianfrance

THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7

Written by Aaron Sorkin

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This is how I would hand out the Oscars 2020


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This year’s Oscar race is yet again at the doorsteps of us mere mortals, who only can dream of one day holding the golden statue in our hands and dreaming who we’d be telling to suck it now that we made it this far. Instead of hanging around in LA, I’m currently in Lauttasaari, winter storm whistling outside, rain pattering against the window. It’s fine here, though, and I’m not even thinking really staying up for the show, but nevertheless, here’s my predictions for 2020!

LEADING ROLE / ACTRESS

Renée Zellweger (JUDY)

I mean, she was quite friggin’ perfect in the role, right?

LEADING ROLE / ACTOR

Joaquin Phoenix (JOKER)

There’s was no real competition here, was there?

SUPPORTING ROLE / ACTRESS

Laura Dern (Marriage Story)

I didn’t think too much of the movie, but I could’ve watched a whole spinoff TV series, full seven seasons big budget and whatnot about Laura Dern and Ray Liotta’s characters!

SUPPORTING ROLE / ACTOR

Joe Pesci (THE IRISHMAN)

Sometimes, doing nothing and looking slightly sad about it is the best thing to do.

ANIMATED FEATURE

I LOST MY BODY (Jérémy Clapin, Marc du Pontavice)

Such a beautiful and melancholic piece, amidst all the crashing, banging, wailing and fuzzing about the other nominees are all about.

CINEMATOGRAPHY

THE LIGHTHOUSE (Jarin Blaschke)

I mean, it’s black and white. Of course it gets the Oscar. Also, it’s really beautiful.

COSTUME DESIGN

ONCE UPON A TIME… IN HOLLYWOOD (Arianne Phillips)

Every character has a jacket so amazing it’s just pure pleasure to watch.

DIRECTING

Martin Scorsese (THE IRISHMAN)

It was the best film of the year, and I’m one of those who tend to think director has a bit to do with that, so…

DOCUMENTARY FEATURE

FOR SAMA (Waad al-Kateab, Edward Watts)

The only real reason for Oscars to exist is to list a bunch of docs everyone else has missed, which actually talk about stuff that matters. Both The Cave and For Sama did this, both broke my heart and I wish I could give Oscar to both. And fuck you Putin and Al-Assad, too.

DOCUMENTARY SHORT

ST. LOUIS SUPERMAN (Smriti Mundhra, Sami Khan)

Didn’t watch any, so this one goes out random.

EDITING

THE IRISHMAN (Thelma Schoonmaker)

It’s a monster of a movie, but the pacing never gets boring. Other than that, you rarely notice the editing, which is the best compliment an edit can have.

INTERNATIONAL FEATURE

PARASITE (Bong Joon Ho)

It’s really nice to see fresh films that go borderline genre actually make their mark internationally. 

MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING

MALEFICENT: MISTRESS OF EVIL (Paul Gooch, Arjen Tuiten, David White)

Just the sheer amount of work they’ve done for this one is … mind-blowing.

ORIGINAL SCORE

1917 (Thomas Newman)

I know everybody says this should go to The Joker, but frankly, I can’t remember anything from Joker’s score, maybe that’s a good sign since I thought the film was terrific, but for me, 1917’s music perfectly fit the picture and really kept the film flowing.

ORIGINAL SONG

(I’m Gonna) Love Me Again (Elton John, Bernie Taupin)

It’s Elton John. Of course he wins..

BEST PICTURE

THE IRISHMAN (Martin Scorsese, Robert De Niro, Jane Rosenthal and Emma Tillinger Koskoff)

I’m pretty split between Irishman, Joker and Parasite, but chose The Irishman as I thought it was such a strong, long-lasting and well-crafted, beautiful movie with so much appeal and rewatchability that it just deserves to be the best picture of 2019.

PRODUCTION DESIGN

ONCE UPON A TIME… IN HOLLYWOOD (Barbara Ling, Nancy Haigh)

Recreating the old-time Hollywood charm is something many have tried, but Once Upon A Time… did it so well I feel like I had visited there.

ANIMATED SHORT

HAIR LOVE (Matthew A. Cherry, Karen Rupert Toliver)

Again, no idea. Just a random pick.

LIVE ACTION SHORT

A SISTER (Delphine Girard)

Another random pick.

SOUND EDITING

STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER (Matthew Wood and David Acord)

It’s so. Much. Work. And it never, ever felt artificial, every sound was in its’ rightful place. 

SOUND MIXING

AD ASTRA (Gary Rydstrom, Tom Johnson and Mark Ulano)

I remember not liking the movie that much, but walking out and saying out I thought the sound mixing was spectacular. I can’t remember anymore exactly why, but I trust my then-me.

VISUAL EFFECTS

LION KING (Robert Legato, Adam Valdez, Andrew R. Jones and Elliot Newman)

Irishman’s de-aging was revolutionary, but not remarkably well made. We’ll see much better takes on the same gimmick in the future. But Lion King was flawless, and that’s a big one. Turning an animated, beloved legend into “reality” and making it work. 

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

THE IRISHMAN (Steven Zaillian)

Best picture kinda demands best screenplay, dontchathink?

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

PARASITE (Bong Joon Ho, Han Jin Won)

Just the fact that a gory home-invasion film from South Korea even made it to the list itself is worth the award, but it’s also really, really well, written. And director’s original story, too.

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Oscars 2018 – My predictions / ruminations


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It’s that time of the year again – the Oscars are indeed coming. As it has become my tradition, I will submit my predictions and this time also a short explanation on why I think a certain film will win the category.

All in all, it’s going to be a very interesting Oscars ceremony this year. The #metoo and other hashtag-movements – and I call them hashtag-movements with respect, because I’m still in awe on what these movements have achieved – have dethroned many powerful figures from the American film industry, and the ripples of those splashes have reached all around the world. Finland went through its’ own #metoo outing a bunch of film industry assholes, and now it seems the movement is slowly moving towards music industry – and there I am sure will be a lot of dirt to be unearthed, too.

The awarded films this year were quite a colorful bunch of movies – horror and fantastic realism stir the Best Movie category, which has its’ typical share of political films, coming-of-age stories and smaller, hard-hitting indies. There is more diversity amongst the nominees, which is great, and the topics are braver.

This year’s big nominee is of course Del Toro’s The Shape Of Water, which will most likely steal many categories, but there’s also a lot of things to be said on behalf of other movies. Nevertheless, here are the nominees, my predictions and explanations.

ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE

NOMINEES

TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET

Call Me by Your Name

DANIEL DAY-LEWIS

Phantom Thread

DANIEL KALUUYA

Get Out

*** GARY OLDMAN ***

Darkest Hour
Not the most original pick, but I think mr. Oldman nailed the complicated role well and made an immemorable, well fleshed out character out of a very complex personality.

DENZEL WASHINGTON

Roman J. Israel, Esq.

 

ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

NOMINEES

WILLEM DAFOE

The Florida Project

WOODY HARRELSON

Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri

RICHARD JENKINS

The Shape of Water

*** CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER ***

All the Money in the World
Christopher Plummer jumped into the shoes of Kevin Spacey and filled them many times over. While the film itself is not that amazing, Plummer’s role is inseparable, and I can’t understand how Spacey would’ve played any better.

SAM ROCKWELL

Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri

ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE

NOMINEES

SALLY HAWKINS

The Shape of Water

*** FRANCES MCDORMAND ***

Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri
It’s quite clear Frances McDormand will gather her second Oscar, playing definitely the strongest of all nominees – and they all were very good – in a otherwise pretty mediocre movie, which became great just because of her. 

MARGOT ROBBIE

I, Tonya

SAOIRSE RONAN

Lady Bird

MERYL STREEP

The Post

ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

NOMINEES

MARY J. BLIGE

Mudbound

ALLISON JANNEY

I, Tonya

*** LESLEY MANVILLE ***

Phantom Thread
This one is pretty hard to guess, since there’s a lot of options but I think the scary, creepy sister in Phantom Thread was probably the most memorable of all roles. 

LAURIE METCALF

Lady Bird

OCTAVIA SPENCER

The Shape of Water

ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

NOMINEES

THE BOSS BABY

Tom McGrath and Ramsey Naito

THE BREADWINNER

Nora Twomey and Anthony Leo

*** COCO ***

Lee Unkrich and Darla K. Anderson
Only Pixar has the balls to do a children animation talking about death in a colorful, vivid way. The film is impeccable execution of wonderful storytelling, tricky topic and whole family accessability.

FERDINAND

Carlos Saldanha and Lori Forte

LOVING VINCENT

Dorota Kobiela, Hugh Welchman and Ivan Mactaggart

CINEMATOGRAPHY

NOMINEES

*** BLADE RUNNER 2049 ***

Roger A. Deakins
Deakins has been nominated fourteen times for an Oscar, but never won one. Speaking of film-defining craftmanship, Blade Runner’s cinematography is beyond anything I’ve seen in ages. Simply beautiful, wondefully lit and while the film itself is a bit of a meh to me, the visual display Deakins has brought forward is just amazing.

DARKEST HOUR

Bruno Delbonnel

DUNKIRK

Hoyte van Hoytema

MUDBOUND

Rachel Morrison

THE SHAPE OF WATER

Dan Laustsen

COSTUME DESIGN

NOMINEES

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

Jacqueline Durran

DARKEST HOUR

Jacqueline Durran

PHANTOM THREAD

Mark Bridges

*** THE SHAPE OF WATER ***

Luis Sequeira
The world of The Shape of Water is the thing that makes the film so brilliant, and definitely the costumes are a key factor in it. Although I don’t think the film really lives up to the hype, the artistic values of the production design and costumes is the best there is this year.

VICTORIA & ABDUL

Consolata Boyle

DIRECTING

NOMINEES

DUNKIRK

Christopher Nolan

GET OUT

Jordan Peele

LADY BIRD

Greta Gerwig

PHANTOM THREAD

Paul Thomas Anderson

*** THE SHAPE OF WATER ***

Guillermo del Toro
I’m not much of a fan of The Shape of Water, but Del Toro does terrific job in directing the lead actress and taking the story, which is pretty simple, almost a bit dumb, and elevating it into a wonderful cinematic experience, exactly the craftmanship of a director.

DOCUMENTARY (FEATURE)

NOMINEES

ABACUS: SMALL ENOUGH TO JAIL

Steve James, Mark Mitten and Julie Goldman

FACES PLACES

Agnès Varda, JR and Rosalie Varda

ICARUS

Bryan Fogel and Dan Cogan

*** LAST MEN IN ALEPPO ***

Feras Fayyad, Kareem Abeed and Søren Steen Jespersen
Tricky one again, but I believe Last Men in Aleppo deserve the win. Just the fact that someone has stuck their neck out to document the worst humanitarian crisis of our time, and brought up the real heroes of the conflict, the White Helmets, is commendable as itself. As a documentary the slightly staged feel some discussions and elements takes a bit away from its’ novelty value, but when the going gets rough, it’s as real as it can be, in all its’ horror.

STRONG ISLAND

Yance Ford and Joslyn Barnes

DOCUMENTARY (SHORT SUBJECT)

NOMINEES

EDITH+EDDIE

Laura Checkoway and Thomas Lee Wright

*** HEAVEN IS A TRAFFIC JAM ON THE 405 ***

Frank Stiefel

HEROIN(E)

Elaine McMillion Sheldon and Kerrin Sheldon

KNIFE SKILLS

Thomas Lennon

TRAFFIC STOP

Kate Davis and David Heilbroner

FILM EDITING

NOMINEES

BABY DRIVER

Paul Machliss and Jonathan Amos

*** DUNKIRK ***

Lee Smith
War movies are extremely hard to put together and maintain the balance, but Lee Smith is able to run the big scale story and make it feel just huge and real. 

I, TONYA

Tatiana S. Riegel

THE SHAPE OF WATER

Sidney Wolinsky

THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI

Jon Gregory

FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

NOMINEES

A FANTASTIC WOMAN

Chile

THE INSULT

Lebanon

LOVELESS

Russia

ON BODY AND SOUL

Hungary

*** THE SQUARE ***

Sweden
Since Cannes, Ruben Östlund’s The Square has been going around the award ceremonies, grabbing price after price – and for a good reason. The film feels alienated and cold in its’ nasty satirical tone, which is exactly where it aims. 

MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING

NOMINEES

*** DARKEST HOUR ***

Kazuhiro Tsuji, David Malinowski and Lucy Sibbick
However they managed to make Gary Oldman into an overweight old man is beyond me to understand, but as fat suits go, the work was brilliant. 

VICTORIA & ABDUL

Daniel Phillips and Lou Sheppard

WONDER

Arjen Tuiten

MUSIC (ORIGINAL SCORE)

NOMINEES

DUNKIRK

Hans Zimmer

PHANTOM THREAD

Jonny Greenwood

*** THE SHAPE OF WATER ***

Alexandre Desplat
Beautiful, jazzy soundtrack that fits the film’s magical world like a nail in the head. Together with the beautiful production design and costumes, the music takes the viewer into the strange world of Del Toro and leaves no questions open whether or not it could happen.

STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI

John Williams

THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI

Carter Burwell

MUSIC (ORIGINAL SONG)

NOMINEES

*** MIGHTY RIVER ***

from Mudbound; Music and Lyric by Mary J. Blige, Raphael Saadiq and Taura Stinson

MYSTERY OF LOVE

from Call Me by Your Name; Music and Lyric by Sufjan Stevens

REMEMBER ME

from Coco; Music and Lyric by Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez

STAND UP FOR SOMETHING

from Marshall; Music by Diane Warren; Lyric by Lonnie R. Lynn and Diane Warren

THIS IS ME

from The Greatest Showman; Music and Lyric by Benj Pasek and Justin Paul

BEST PICTURE

NOMINEES

CALL ME BY YOUR NAME

Peter Spears, Luca Guadagnino, Emilie Georges and Marco Morabito, Producers

DARKEST HOUR

Tim Bevan, Eric Fellner, Lisa Bruce, Anthony McCarten and Douglas Urbanski, Producers

DUNKIRK

Emma Thomas and Christopher Nolan, Producers

GET OUT

Sean McKittrick, Jason Blum, Edward H. Hamm Jr. and Jordan Peele, Producers

LADY BIRD

Scott Rudin, Eli Bush and Evelyn O’Neill, Producers

PHANTOM THREAD

JoAnne Sellar, Paul Thomas Anderson, Megan Ellison and Daniel Lupi, Producers

THE POST

Amy Pascal, Steven Spielberg and Kristie Macosko Krieger, Producers

*** THE SHAPE OF WATER ***

Guillermo del Toro and J. Miles Dale, Producers
I think Del Toro’s magic reaches from screen to the Academy; the film speaks to both older and younger generation, to both filmmakers and film lovers and is the most special, defined movie of the year. Also, given its’ award run so far, I’d be surprised if it didn’t take home this one as well.

THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI

Graham Broadbent, Pete Czernin and Martin McDonagh, Producers

PRODUCTION DESIGN

NOMINEES

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

Production Design: Sarah Greenwood; Set Decoration: Katie Spencer

BLADE RUNNER 2049

Production Design: Dennis Gassner; Set Decoration: Alessandra Querzola

DARKEST HOUR

Production Design: Sarah Greenwood; Set Decoration: Katie Spencer

DUNKIRK

Production Design: Nathan Crowley; Set Decoration: Gary Fettis

*** THE SHAPE OF WATER ***

Production Design: Paul Denham Austerberry; Set Decoration: Shane Vieau and Jeffrey A. Melvin
This is a tricky fight between Blade Runner and Shape of Water, but this year is definitely Del Toro’s year, so it’s very probable Production Design goes here as well.

SHORT FILM (ANIMATED)

NOMINEES

DEAR BASKETBALL

Glen Keane and Kobe Bryant

GARDEN PARTY

Victor Caire and Gabriel Grapperon

*** LOU ***

Dave Mullins and Dana Murray

NEGATIVE SPACE

Max Porter and Ru Kuwahata

REVOLTING RHYMES

Jakob Schuh and Jan Lachauer

SHORT FILM (LIVE ACTION)

NOMINEES

DEKALB ELEMENTARY

Reed Van Dyk

*** THE ELEVEN O’CLOCK ***

Derin Seale and Josh Lawson

MY NEPHEW EMMETT

Kevin Wilson, Jr.

THE SILENT CHILD

Chris Overton and Rachel Shenton

WATU WOTE/ALL OF US

Katja Benrath and Tobias Rosen

SOUND EDITING

NOMINEES

BABY DRIVER

Julian Slater

BLADE RUNNER 2049

Mark Mangini and Theo Green

DUNKIRK

Richard King and Alex Gibson

*** THE SHAPE OF WATER ***

Nathan Robitaille and Nelson Ferreira
The technical Oscars will definitely go to The Shape of Water.

STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI

Matthew Wood and Ren Klyce

SOUND MIXING

NOMINEES

BABY DRIVER

Julian Slater, Tim Cavagin and Mary H. Ellis

BLADE RUNNER 2049

Ron Bartlett, Doug Hemphill and Mac Ruth

DUNKIRK

Gregg Landaker, Gary A. Rizzo and Mark Weingarten

*** THE SHAPE OF WATER ***

Christian Cooke, Brad Zoern and Glen Gauthier

STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI

David Parker, Michael Semanick, Ren Klyce and Stuart Wilson

VISUAL EFFECTS

NOMINEES

BLADE RUNNER 2049

John Nelson, Gerd Nefzer, Paul Lambert and Richard R. Hoover

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2

Christopher Townsend, Guy Williams, Jonathan Fawkner and Dan Sudick

KONG: SKULL ISLAND

Stephen Rosenbaum, Jeff White, Scott Benza and Mike Meinardus

STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI

Ben Morris, Mike Mulholland, Neal Scanlan and Chris Corbould

*** WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES ***

Joe Letteri, Daniel Barrett, Dan Lemmon and Joel Whist
For the first time in my life I’ve seen visual effects so good that they would fool me. At least that I know of. The apes of War for the Planet of the Apes are just next level amazing…

WRITING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY)

NOMINEES

*** CALL ME BY YOUR NAME ***

Screenplay by James Ivory
My personal favorite of the year, and although it won’t be winning big in any category, the script could easily fall here. Great characters, very believable setting and a surprising story that manages to tell a love story in a way that’s just relatable and beautiful without feeling tacky or fake.

THE DISASTER ARTIST

Screenplay by Scott Neustadter & Michael H. Weber

LOGAN

Screenplay by Scott Frank & James Mangold and Michael Green; Story by James Mangold

MOLLY’S GAME

Written for the screen by Aaron Sorkin

MUDBOUND

Screenplay by Virgil Williams and Dee Rees

WRITING (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY)

NOMINEES

THE BIG SICK

Written by Emily V. Gordon & Kumail Nanjiani

GET OUT

Written by Jordan Peele

LADY BIRD

Written by Greta Gerwig

THE SHAPE OF WATER

Screenplay by Guillermo del Toro & Vanessa Taylor; Story by Guillermo del Toro

THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI

Written by Martin McDonagh

DENZEL WASHINGTON

Roman J. Israel, Esq.
Oscars

The 2017 Oscar Winners Are…


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Well, La La Land – it goes without saying – is going to win everything. I honestly think, though, that the film sucks. It’s a film about white people and nothing in particular. It’s a soothing, numbing experience that takes us away from the world’s horrors for a moment and gives us a chance to dance into the galaxy like there’s nothing to worry about in the world. Like there wasn’t a war in Syria, a Nazi regime in America shaping up, immigrants drowning trying to get to Europe and inequality and racism becoming a norm again everywhere in the world. To top that, it’s also a musical. Some people love them, but not me.

But let’s, for  just a short, passing minute think that Oscar voters wouldn’t be so obsessed with the good old days of Hollywood, and would actually be interested in contemporary films that have the balls to discuss the current topics, have great, unforgettable performances in them, directed by daring directors who fear not go where directors haven’t gone before, written by writers who care about the world around them and dare to speak their mind, and films that look, sound and feel like nothing you’ve ever seen, felt or heard before.

I know, this is not what Oscars are for, but if it was, the list of winners would be quite different.

The best picture would probably go to Moonlight, a film that discusses homosexuality in black communities. Casey Affleck would grab the best male performance from his extremely precise work on Manchester By Sea, and Emma Stone‘s amazing audition scene in La La Land would stand above all when choosing the best female performance.

Supporting roles would go to Jeff Bridges at Hell or High Water – or even, if the Academy was really daring, to Michael Shannon from Nocturnal Animals – and Viola Davis for her fucking amazing work in Fences.

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Barry Jenkins would grab the best director’s golden statue, and writing Oscars would go to Moonlight and Manchester By The Sea.

But, like I said, it won’t go down like this, unfortunately. La La Land will grab all the important ones it’s being nominated for, save maybe Ryan Gosling, who is merely a thin shadow of what Casey Affleck is a master in – you know, staring and doing nothing. Let’s not even get started with the craft Oscars, all going to La La for sure.

The actual competition this year will most likely be in Foreign Language film, to see whether The Academy fell in love with the German comedy Toni Erdmann more than with the Iranian drama The Salesman, and Documentary Feature, where they either go for the black history at 13th, or shed some tears to the poor souls of Fire At Sea, trying to escape the Middle-Eastern and African horrors to Europe.

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Nevertheless, because Oscars are not about who should get it, but a game of trying to guess what The Academy prefers – here’s my gritty Oscar ballot, left here with a unsatisfied frown on my face. (Note 24.2.2017 – I’m still about to watch few of the contenders, so this might change, but I’ll update latest when the actual broadcast begins.)

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Oh – and if you ask me, the best picture of 2017 was Manchester By The Sea, and the best actor and actress were Casey Affleck and Emma Stone.